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You Tea Eye

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I was gonna write a fun but more serious summary of my time in Thailand, but when I sat down to do it I didn't know how so now I'm just writing another shitpost about life with my new plumbing. About a week ago I found out I had my first UTI. Just over a month since I got it, and my vj is already infected. I knew UTIs were common among the vaginally-endowed, but I thought I might at least catch a break for a few months while I wear in the new equipment. It took me a while to realise I had one too, cause the common symptoms are feeling you need to pee and a stinging sensation when you do. Well, my vagina hurts about 50% of the time anyway at the moment, so if there was any stinging I just assumed it was all part of the regular day to day of just having had your dick cut up and rearranged. And I'm new to this whole vagina thing, so if I think I need to pee and then find out I can't I usually conclude that it's because I have no idea what I'm doing. Then the othe