Die early from dilating
I had sex with your mother/father/sister/brother. Sorry, that's not true. Unless you're actually a person whose mother/father/sister/brother I've had sex with - then it is true. Anyway, the reason I wrote that is because my teachers at school used to always say that good writers will catch your attention and draw you in in the first couple of sentences. So hopefully you're all feeling attentive/drawn in now. I guess I really did learn a thing or two at school. So I'm pretty sure I'm going bald. I've been losing so much hair. That's fine though because - like most kids - I always wanted to grow up to be a bald transgender woman. My endocrinologist told me it's a common thing after stressful life events like surgery, and that I should stop shedding hair soon. I told her "this is disappointing news due to the fact that my life long dream is to be a bald transgender woman". I really hope I keep losing my hair. I s'pose I could just shav